The facts were these...

3 months ago on 30 January 2012

via sheburnsaway originally from notabadday

10 months ago on 16 July 2011

via breathy originally from mellarkcommapeeta

1 year ago on 13 May 2011

via yourfavoriteredhead originally from thesmoothcriminal

I’ll always love you.
Even if you gain so much weight
that I can’t find your vagina.

1 year ago on 22 March 2011

via avid originally from avid

1 year ago on 12 February 2011

via armchairreasoning originally from insideoutnight

Happy birthday, perfect specimen of the male gender.

1 year ago on 20 October 2010

via sheburnsaway originally from sheburnsaway

2 years ago on 31 December 2009